Imagine you found a magic lamp, and the genie will grant you three wishes. What would you wish for? And just like the genie from Aladdin, you can't wish for more wishes, so don't try to cheat! Other than that, you can wish for anything, so choose wisely!
Of course this is not real, just for fun. It's obvious, but I just know some people will point it out anyway.
Unrelated: I just read Oedipus the King. That guy has problems.