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June 29, 2012
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EDIT: Well, it seems that this thing got to the footer of the site, despite the fact that I told people NOT to fave it...and most of you don't seem to see the sarcasm or get that this is a joke. So to avoid any further confusion, I'll write this here at the top with bold all-caps: THIS IS A JOKE, IT'S NOT A REAL GIVAWAY! If anyone still believes this is real, despite obviously stating that it's not, it will not be my fault anymore. Alright, now that that's clarified, read this below and try to get a laugh.

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Hello, people who may or may not even know me! Since I'm rich and I'm too lazy to actually make art, despite this obviously being an art site, I will shamelessly buy your attention by making another ridiculous point givaway. YAY!! To enter, the rules are as following:

1.- WATCH ME!!1!
Yeah, you thought this was gonna come for free? You gotta add me to your deviantWatch, even if you don't like my art, or haven't even looked at my gallery, I don't care. And what if you watch me for the givaway and un-watch me after it's over? I don't care either! I just want to see I got messages about people watching me, even if they don't honestly appreciate my work. I'm just that shameless and desperate.

2.- FAVE THIS JOURNAL!1!!
You gotta add this journal to your favorites too, or you will be disqualified. This will help this dumb contest spread to the far corners of the website, and maybe even make it to the footer! WOO! Please do this, I want more people to be fooled into believing they can win get a chance to win.

3.- MAKE A JOURNAL ABOUT THIS GIVAWAY!!1!
Yeah, faving and watching are obviously not too much already just to enter a contest which you will not even win. You also gotta make a journal in which you link to this givaway so all your watchers get informed about this junk and try to enter too. Of course, they will also have to make their own journals to enter and it will spread further! Just like a virus! AWESOME!!

4.- COMMENT ON THIS JOURNAL!1!one!
This is your official ticket to enter the givaway. You gotta add a comment in which you link to the journal you just made, just to make sure you're following my dumb rules. Make sure to add something like: "OMG this is so awesome you're so generous!!" so people don't see the scam I'm trying to pull off know I'm such a nice artist.

Now, once you've done all this, you're officially participating in the givaway! And who wins? Well, whenever I feel like it, I will "randomly" select the winner from the comments using a "special randomizing magical software" and the winner will get the 10,000 points. That's what I say, but what I'll actually do is simply make another account, enter the contest with it, and say that that one is the winner. No one will suspect a thing! MUAHAHAHA! And I'll disguise this scamming givaway further by saying it's to "help the art community", when in fact a single person gets the benefit and the rest just waste their time, so it doesn't help the community at all, but who are you to judge?

Oh, and remember NO MEAN COMMENTS!!one1! And by that, I mean don't disagree with me or this givaway. If you do, I'll just hide your comment and block you. Seems fair? It's obviously not, but who cares? I have the power to do that if I feel like it.

And if you don't win this givaway, don't worry! I'll make another one next week! And the week after that, and the one after that...well, see you in the next givaway! *Insert cute icons here*

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Alright, as you probably guessed, none of this is true. It's just satire. I'm not making a pointless givaway just like the ones I see so, SO often on the footer of the site.

And if this journal offends you in some way, well, I'm somewhere between: "I'm sorry if it offends you, but that's my opinion" and "I honestly don't care if it offends you or not". Remember, this is just one journal by one dA user. Don't get your jimmies rustled for something that's not even important.

Now, before I'm done: DON'T fave this journal. If it gets on the footer it will be such a shame; better things deserve that spot. DON'T watch me, unless you actually like my work. And comment whatever you want, whether it's nice or rude. Tell me your honest opinion of this.
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Mood: Love ~mystichuntress Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahahahaha :D
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heres a comment !

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Mood: Love ~Snow--Wolf Jun 29, 2012  Student Artist
You Are So Awesome,I Already Posted Journal!
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